Then, when I posted the announcement on Facebook, I made it even harder for myself by making them mutant zombie bears.
|Well, Hubs, I already HAD an idea for an "M" topic, so I'm sneaking this in as my "I" post instead. See what I did there?|
Now I feel like I need to deliver this promise of mutant zombie bears. I also can't stop thinking about what the hell a mutant zombie bear is, exactly. So here is my interpretation of what mutant zombie bears would probably look like, if the bear population ever mutates and contracts a rare virus that causes corpses to reanimate as brain-eating monsters.
|This one is capable of attacking by land or sea. If you manage to dodge his razor-sharp teeth, he'll just gore you with his antlers instead. He also enjoys sushi and long walks on the beach.|
|You thought bears were fast when chasing prey on their four powerful legs? Now they can fly, too! Think twice about the popular "climb a tree" strategy. Actually, you shouldn't do that with a regular bear, either. They can all climb trees.|