I keep a tiny notebook where I jot down ideas for future blog posts. Apparently I need to include more explanation when writing these notes, because when I flip through the notebook, looking for inspiration, I instead find bizarre, hastily-dashed observations that make me question my own sanity.
For example, at some point I took a moment to scribble, "It's hard to write a blog when you're a velociraptor." I have no idea what prompted that, although upon reflection, a velociraptor probably would find blogging difficult.
On another occasion, I noted, "I almost bought a bag of marshmallows because it was lying on the floor and I felt sorry for it." That is exactly the sort of thing I would do, but I can't imagine how I intended to turn that into a full-fledged blog post.
I also found a tiny, rough sketch of myself, holding a fist aloft and exclaiming, "CURSE YOU AND YOUR INFALLIBLE LOGIC." What infallible logic was I cursing? It will remain forever a mystery. But I drew it anyway.
From now on, I'll make my notes more clear so that you don't miss out on any more of these obviously brilliant ideas.