Sunday, July 24, 2011

Harry Potter Abridged: Order of the Phoenix

This is not really a summary, but it's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Order of the Phoenix:

Seriously.  Umbridge is freaking scary.  I would rather play Quidditch with Voldemort using a dementor as referee (and while we're at it, let's assume the audience is nothing but Slytherins) than take one step into that woman's office.

For those of you who wanted a real summary, here is basically everything else that happens in the fifth book:

Harry is kind of an angry jerk to everyone.

Sirius dies.

And that's pretty much it.

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