Wednesday, September 26, 2012

We're Not Hoarders, We Just Suck at Cleaning

I wonder if anyone has ever pretended to be a hoarder just to get their house professionally cleaned for free.

I am probably wondering this because, in my most desperate moments, I have considered trying it myself.

Hoarders should really consider branching out and featuring people who just really, really hate cleaning.  As chance would have it, I just happen to know the perfect household for them to visit in the pilot episode.

I can grasp the concept of people living amid mounds of filth because they sincerely believe their lives will fall apart without it.  The fact that it takes me days of procrastination just to move one dirty bowl three feet from the sink to the empty dishwasher, on the other hand, remains one of the great mysteries of the universe.


  1. God, I often wonder if I'm the only sack of shit in this world that is like this.
    Glad there are more lazy people in the world like me.

  2. Lol. Our "Buried Alive" host has just failed to realize that perhaps the laziness is also a legitimate psychological disorder!

  3. Hahaha! It will sometimes take me days to clean a room that should take an hour to clean. I totally attribute it to laziness.

  4. "Meh. Didn't feel like it." <-- this pretty much sums up my life.