I wonder if anyone has ever pretended to be a hoarder just to get their house professionally cleaned for free.
I am probably wondering this because, in my most desperate moments, I have considered trying it myself.
Hoarders should really consider branching out and featuring people who just really, really hate cleaning. As chance would have it, I just happen to know the perfect household for them to visit in the pilot episode.
I can grasp the concept of people living amid mounds of filth because they sincerely believe their lives will fall apart without it. The fact that it takes me days of procrastination just to move one dirty bowl three feet from the sink to the empty dishwasher, on the other hand, remains one of the great mysteries of the universe.